Mean Girls

There are two types of fat girls: the jolly ones and the jealous ones. The jolly ones are fun. They accept everyone, including themselves. Yeah, they're fat. They eat too much. They are lazy. My fat GF tells me this all the time. She can scarf down a 1/2 gallon of ice cream and a couple of candy bars in one sitting. But, what the hell.

It's the jealous fatties that I have a problem with. The ones who will give you the evil eye when you walk into a restaurant. The ones who get mad at their BF's or husbands for looking at a lean attractive woman-and then get mad at you. The ones that'll send out mean gossip just 'cause they're jealous.

Just watch a mean fattie sometime. They'll step back and look the lean woman up and down and then give her a sneer. Nice, huh?

I bet you already knew this, though.